Smelly Johnson

You steal something and it fucks you so bad that you get kicked out of your fire company
I can’t believe I got smelly Johnsoned
by Chibs5 April 05, 2022
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Smelly wong

Smelly wong basically defines a very un-washed dirty cock very oftenly used by escorts when the guy paying is very dirty in his manner
1: you get paid to do this so suck it
2: you could've washed it I hate smelly wongs
1: wash it with your interior I paid you for this
by WetCliveTheWilly September 04, 2018
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smelly updog

When your coworkers have nothing better to do than to make fun of you because their wives got em simpin'
A) do you love the smell of updog

B) What's updog

A) not much, just simpin' over my wife cause im a cuck

he is a smelly updog
by Stephenbechara March 01, 2024
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Smelly Spork

A shit stirrer - see also Stinky Spoon

A Smelly Spork is the same as a Stinky Spoon but is of the geek variety.
I don't know why that biotch had to tell him i saw "X-Men" with somebody else! She is such a Smelly Spork!
by Klogem December 11, 2009
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smelly piss

When your piss really stinks bad
Bro thats one smelly piss
by LilButtPiss April 19, 2024
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