Halberd Sexual

Sexually attracted to white bread and white bread lovers who live in the states with zero hoes.

Boy: what do you identify as? I’m dream sexual!

Boy: you silly bitch. I’m Halberd Sexual

by Certified Guinness club May 1, 2022

nutcrack sexual

someone who is sexually attracted to nutcrackers, or really any Christmas figure.

"Kate? Yea I heard she was nutcrack sexual"

by katecnnor January 11, 2021

sexual vegan

Some1 who doesn't suck dick.

"Yo John how about you suck my meat motherfucker." "Nah man I'm good I'm like a Sexual Vegan so."

by Str0be January 13, 2017

propane sexual

A person who obsesses over gas grills and propane accessories. Typically Rednecks or Outdoor Wannabes

He is a propane sexual. How many gas grills does he have?

by jondich October 6, 2017

Sexual awe

When u see a peng girl and u know it will never happen but you just can’t get over her.

Oh my god the other day I saw this girl from my school two years up

She is so butifull

I’m in sexual awe

by COUGHLAN07 April 18, 2019

Sexual Camel

A person who has the ability to go long periods of time between sexual encounters.

My husband’s a sexual camel, he can go weeks between sex.

by Sylvan Butler June 14, 2019

1D sexual

when you're gay but you're also in love with all the one direction members.

alex: are you gay?

me: yes

alex: but you're in love with every member of one direction?

me: yes, alex. i am. it's called being 1D sexual.

alex: hm

by FIN5LINE? April 29, 2021