by Daweson May 6, 2018

President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018

Austin Texas - blue eyed blonde guy. Rather short and spends his time playing golf and soccer. Typically this person thinks they’re really good at flying airplanes. And is also in denial about being gay. Loves hot tubs.
by binfirebaddies June 3, 2025

Every sunday in july is a semen sunday.
Yo bro, what are you doing on sunday ?
Bro it's july.
Oh yeah i forgot sorry.
Yo bro, what are you doing on sunday ?
Bro it's july.
Oh yeah i forgot sorry.
by cockhaver July 6, 2022

A slang term used to describe anything and everything. It is typically used as a validation for any actions.
by Superior Inferior Bad Boys April 29, 2022

The term “semen granade” is a used to describe a waterbaloon filled with used condoms and hose water. Upon impact the outer layer will burst releasing the semen and hose water mixture upon its unfortunate victims
by anonymous July 24, 2023

by I ate a fuckin goose ieguorgwi June 18, 2024
