Sandis

the prettiest boy to exist he's perfect and there's nobody out there that could compare to him
his name already speaks for itself so he's already unique in every way possible he has the loveliest set of brown eyes and every time i look into them i get lost his hair is so brown and cute i just wanna run my fingers through it his voice is my favorite sound and i love listening to him talk i love the way he smells and i love hearing his heartbeat he treats me so right and he really makes me the happiest girl alive there's nothing else i could ever want more than him and his love i love his touch and the warmth he gives me i feel peace most when im with him he never fails to make me smile and laugh he's my happiness and i love him with everything i have he's perfect to me and i want to spend all my days with him i wish he'd know just how much i love him because i want to be with him forever and never have to leave his side

im gonna marry him one day

i love you sandis <3
"who's sandis?"

"the love of my life"
by dementedcat October 2, 2022
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Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!
Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!
by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016
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Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!
Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!
by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016
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Sandy's Microphone

Perhaps one of the worst sounding things ever discovered by humanity. Rumour has it that it can't be used without echoing everyone's voice at least 5 times and that several people have suffered PTSD from it.
"Oh my fucking god what's that noise"
"Don't worry its just Sandy's microphone"
by The_Discord_Gang July 9, 2021
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Sandi

1. A lying shitty lazy hoe that says they have finished watching Voltron when they have not, causing you to end your friendship with them.

2. An unstable human being that gets SHOOK easily.

3.Bad life partner

4. bad at listening always bites her finger
Sandi: I actually haven't finished the episode, I got too lazy

You: friendship ended.

You: *slaps the roof of Sandi* This lying shitty lazy hoe can fit so many SHOOK's inside them
by SHOOKSPEARED August 12, 2018
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Sandy

the best friend you could ever have. shes kind, smart and always listens to you. gives the best advice and everyone loves her. AS THEY SHOULD sandy the best person ever and no one deserves her. if u ever dated her and then broke up you took the biggest L.

also shes super hot and has the best hair. she pulls ANYTHING off. she could literally wear a trashbag and look better than any model out there, sandy i love you thank you for being my friend you mean the world to me <3
A: Yo have you seen Sandy??? She looks even prettier than usual!
B: know dude. I used to date her.

A: And you dont anymore? You loser. Shes the best friend and girlfriend you could ever get.
by gummyflowers November 21, 2021
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Sandy lion

A woman's blonde Afro pube bush that resembles that of a lion's mane
Hey bruh I was at the nude beach and you should have seen the sandy lion on this chick.
by Barb wired October 9, 2017
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