samantha

a slutty whore with no friends. she can only keep one friend at a time. samantha usually have crazy ass eyebrows that look like tents made out of dog shit. samantha’s are very ignorant and spoiled. if samantha’s don’t get there way, just stay out of there path. all the fuck boys want samantha’s because they know that a samantha will suck there dick.

samantha-“what’s so funny”
me- “your eyebrows”

“samantha is a thot and i want her to rub my balls”

by sa639s July 14, 2018

Slimy Samantha

The act of inserting a celluar device of any sort into the anal region of a significant other with the phone calling the ex boyfriend/girlfriend of said significant other

Me and Naomi did the Slimy Samantha yesterday and I couldn't tell if she was shitting or if it was her ex talking

by Owouchmyfoot August 5, 2018

Mariah Samantha Ford

Mariah Samantha Ford is the most beautiful most precious girl in the world. Wow. You should see her. You should see her eyes. They are so pretty. Or her super cute nose, or her super pretty hair. She’s a super hot blonde. No girl compares to her. She is outstanding. She always says she’s not pretty or whatever, but she really really is.

“ Mariah Samantha Ford is the most perfect human alive”

by Hunter Michael jones January 28, 2019

Samantha Hunt

Sam is the most gorgeous most incredible person i’ve ever met and i don’t think i’ve ever wanted to talk to someone all the time then you and shes the only one i can be completely open with

Samantha Hunt is my dad

by mrballetsded January 28, 2019

Samantha karl

Samantha karl - A woman who can not operate equipment without breaking it.

"Man that woman is a real samantha karl"
"Yea shes the truck terminator "

by Monty-0 February 8, 2019

samantha minter

A slutty black bitch that is nothing but rude and should stop jumping from one dudes dick to the other

Samantha minter is such a fucking hoe

by Lolughtopsign February 14, 2019

Samantha phyler

Samantha is one of the sweetest girls that you’ll ever meet, anyone is so lucky to have her, I know myself I had the best 3 months of my life with her she’s a little tricky to get but you’ll get there, she’s super hyper at times, but sometimes love for her can get tough she knows she loves the guy but she can’t embrace it, she’s thick I don’t know about whoever meets her but she always makes me blush and laugh her most loved animal is a fox you’ll always want to cuddle with her so you can embrace her beauty up close she’s interesting to get to know, she is cared for by me forever, and I’ll love her forever no matter what

Love you boo. -Elijah❤️🌹

samantha is so hot today even her last name is hot samantha phyler

by Da definition dude June 4, 2018