sleazy squirrel

Is shitting on your girlfriends face after sex and poking it up her nose with two fingers!

I gave my girlfriend a sleazy squirrel last night.

by Smokey corella June 3, 2017

squirrel skinner

Someone who is so uptight, if you shoved a squirrel up their ass it would have no pelt upon pulling it out.

That guy is such a squirrel skinner.

by Fat_n_forty January 18, 2015

Squirrel Harbor

When a chick's bush is so hairy it looks like she hasn't trimmed/shaved since 1941.

"I went down on that chick from the party & was surprised by some serious bush!! It was like Squirrel Harbor down there!!!"

by TwistyMcfisty January 6, 2017

circus squirrel

A squirrel that walks across PowerLine as if they were a tightrope

Hey, looks at that circus squirrel! It must be a tightrope walker on the powerlines.

by Fat and Flirty December 12, 2016

Squirrelling The Turd

The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.

John was stuck in traffic, so he was really squirrelling the turd.

by Pete1688 October 6, 2012

Squirrels penis

Also known as a 'Wet Willy'

It was shocked and impressed when Jenna put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrels penis'

by Super Sandy Cheeks February 2, 2022

squirrel pelt

a mullet haircut

takem from the website mulletjunkie.com

billy bob beamed as he beheld his squirrel pelt in the mirror

by butch November 17, 2004