Sponge

To adopt a word or phrase into your vocabulary that is frequently used by someone you know

1. If you keep saying that all the time, I'm going to sponge it off of you.

2. Friend 1: That was some big oof right there!
Friend 2: So you're the one that I sponged "big oof" from!

by CrimsonBlader24 November 17, 2020

new jersey sponge

The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.

Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.

Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.

by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020

Sponge

When your dirty cum sock can’t be used anymore it is a sponge

Bro I hit my sister in the head with my sponge

by Big_ball_man_420 October 29, 2020

sponge

absorbs liquid like a towel

John: I need something to absorb this liquid

Emmy: Here's a sponge, yummy😋

by yum.yum.yum.yummy January 2, 2021

Sponge bath

When you bath with a bunch of spunges

My sponge bath was sticky

by Wyatts mom January 9, 2021

Sponge-bobbed

When a person soaks a sponge in semen and slaps someone in the face with it.

Lastnight my buddy Bob was asleep at my house and i Sponge-bobbed him

by Mellybell1989 January 25, 2021

Fuck sponge

A bed mattress or couch or any other household furniture item containing cotton or foam padding.

Got a new fuck sponge for the bedroom

by xGRIMMxREAPRx February 4, 2021