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Shopping For Teacups

Searching for someone that you can Teabag...
Damn...I spent all day shopping for teacups and you were right here all along!
by Teabag Master March 5, 2013
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wish shopping

going to the mall to look for stuff that you wish you would buy or have
Kid: hey mom can we go get go shopping
Mom: no but we can go wish shopping
by wtwer April 9, 2013
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Shop inhibitor

The opposite of a shop assistant. After sufficient interactions with an inhibitor, the customer eventually learns to steer clear in order to achieve a purchase. In fact, these people have such poor product knowledge and so little initiative, that one wonders whether they actually still receive a paycheck, or have lost their way home after the last downsize. Miraculously, products are still sold despite the inhibitor's best efforts to stem the tide.
Bob: Did you get some of those cool widgets?
Joe: No, I went there and they said they didn't have
Bob: That's weird, I saw plenty when I was there yesterday.
Joe: Well, I asked the shop assistant...
Bob: No, you asked the shop inhibitor. Next time, just look for it yourself.
by murraybiscuit January 21, 2014
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Flousenigger Shopping

To go shopping with a black companion after getting mad from a game.
"Hey Shaquiel, wanna go flousenigger shopping?"
"Yeah, sure, what store?"
"K Mart?"
"Okay"
by Kapple February 6, 2014
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chocolate shop

Dirty Anal Sex is a trip to the Chocolate Shop!
Dude I took a trip to the Chocolate Shop last night! Totally had to shower after that shit.
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shopped out

Spent all my money. My feet are sore. My nerves are shot from rude and jostling shoppers and clerks. I am shopped out
I like to spend money and buy stuff but when I'm done I'm shopped out and don't want to see another shopper or clerk lest I punch them in the throat.
by Gwenigan December 29, 2014
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bang shop

Brothel, place where people have sex. Not always paying for sex but place people have lots of none-committal sex.
During the summer he made this place into a bang shop.
by scipioil December 5, 2013
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