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Semi-sickness

When you have school or work tomorrow, and you feel sick, but you know damn well that it's not sick enough to not go
Mom: you have school tomorrow

Jeff: everything feels wrong
Mom: L bozo
Jeff: welp, guess I have semi-sickness
by ff69 August 11, 2024
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Tesla Semi

The kind of erection you get as the Tesla stock price drops
Stock dropped 15% today, gave me a nice Tesla Semi
by Gains Train March 31, 2025
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mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.
they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.
by alw259 May 6, 2025
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Semi-Sennight

If 7 days equals 1 week and 1 week is referred to as being a "sennight," then by default a semi-sennight would be the term used to describe the middle of the week, or Wednesday. This term was coined by UK native, Southern California/Washington state resident Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA in 2025 as a creative method around saying, "Happy Hump Day" each Wednesday.
Mitch - "Hey, man. Good Morning. This week is dragging by. Nice to see we finally made it to "the hump!" Happy Hump Day!"

Larry - "Tell me about it! The weekend is right about the corner. Happy semi-sennight!"
by Live-N-Learn May 14, 2025
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semi-egalitarian relationship
noun

A modern relationship structure that blends equality with a couple of intentional, classic rules:

1 Finances, housework, and decision-making are shared 50/50.

2 The woman keeps her last name after marriage.

3 The man is expected to be the primary earner from the start and maintain that status throughout the relationship.

4 Any children take the father’s last name.

A progressive, balanced setup with a couple of mutually agreed traditional elements.
My wife and I are doing a semi-egalitarian relationship.
by rulameda June 1, 2025
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semi-egalitarian relationship
noun

A relationship model where equality is the norm in everyday life, but with a few pre-decided traditional standards:

1) Finances, household labor, and major decisions are split evenly.

2) The woman keeps her own last name.

3) The man holds the role of higher earner from day one and throughout the relationship.

4) Children born to the couple will carry the father’s last name.

Equal partnership with a personalized twist.
My husband recommends we do a semi-egalitarian relationship.
by arhaaammy June 1, 2025
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semi-egalitarian relationship
noun

A progressive relationship dynamic designed to balance equality with select traditions:

1- Money, chores, and decision-making are handled 50/50 between partners.

2 - The woman keeps her last name permanently.

3 - The man is expected to be and remain the primary earner, with his career prioritized for big moves.

4 - Any kids will take the father's last name.

A customized, modern relationship style that works for couples who want fairness with a few classic details.
My best friend said Vox and Buzzfeed are trending about the semi-egalitarian relationship trend.
by mathisjason June 1, 2025
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