Jim: Hey, I heard Marcus gave you the ol scream n’ cream last night.
Pam: Yeah, he did and my nipples have been in pain ever since
Pam: Yeah, he did and my nipples have been in pain ever since
by Jimothy Waynes April 02, 2019
When a guy and a girl are on a beach having sex and the guy takes his dick out, sticks it in the sand, then back in the girl, so she screams like a seagull.
"Dude, I was fucking my girl friend on the beach the other day and I stuck my dick in the sand randomly and made her scream like a seagull."
by fattass July 03, 2006
n. Waste material discharged from the anus after a heavy nights drinking and a hot curry. So named by the horrible screaming that follows the sun hot monster that bursts from your behind.
by Captain Blackheart September 29, 2005
WARNING- FOR ACTIVE MILITARY ONLY!!
A screaming camel is when a soldier places the barrel of his M16 into the anus of a prisoner Al-queda soldier till he truly wishes he could blow himself up.
A screaming camel is when a soldier places the barrel of his M16 into the anus of a prisoner Al-queda soldier till he truly wishes he could blow himself up.
The only reason we found Bin laden was because we used waterboarding and the secret screaming camel technique.
by 420_with_me January 01, 2016
On a one night stand with a very fat girl (preferably sunburnt), get her into a doggystyle position, then force a banana up her arse and one hard into her twat and kneel on her hair. She will scream and try to get up by lifting her arse. Jump on her back holding the bananas in place. Just like a kid on a space hopper.
by Hungry Horrace September 17, 2008
Guy #1: Hey bro, you want some of that cookies 'n scream?
Guy #2: Dude wtf is that?
Guy #1: It's some bomb ass ice cream.
Guy #2: Dude wtf is that?
Guy #1: It's some bomb ass ice cream.
by Eight Foot Phil December 07, 2009
When you shit in a womans mouth and nose, and right before she sneezes you cover her face with your hands. Then she sneezes the shit out of her nose resembling a screaming chocolate dragon.
by Akshay Paradkar Khambati November 15, 2007