The reason I'm in here

It's that fake hedgehog again.

Sonny: The reason I'm in here is because of that fake hedgehog!
Amy: This again?

by JadeBlade08 February 23, 2022

Conner reams

Reams, are kind people but a Conner reams is no nice person. A conner reams is the worst breed of a reams. Conner reams is usally known as a chunky monkey crossbred with an autistic fish, known as an cómodo dreams.

Hmmmmmmm Conner reams??

by TheforbiddenSTD69 May 28, 2022

Weft & Reast

An easier way to remember west (left + west) and east (right + east) for people that have to stop to remember which is which all the time.

Which way does the sun rise? Oh yeah, reast to weft.

I use Weft & Reast, it's hard remembering east and west.

Weftern culture and Reastern culture.

by The Gunk Meister August 4, 2023

Thirteenth Reason

Don’t jump. *sets up camera* Okay, you can jump now.

“I think I just found my thirteenth reason,”

by Veeve June 14, 2023

Same reason

That is a Goddamn lie.

Hym "The same reason? See? I was correct. They can smell the fat cocks and are selecting on the basis. Yeah, it's over. I'm just going to kill a kid and myself. Do yourselves a favor and kill as many as you can before you die."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

The reason

No the REASON I have adhd is that I have adhd.

Hym "The REASON... YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... Is that I am a genius. YOU seem to not understand that the purpose of Andrew Tate... Is to demonstrate how trivial it is for me to make 100 million dollars and be better than Joe Rogan... But I will forgive you because THE REASON you've changed your tune on the INCEST CULT... Is that you were taken to prison without charge and molested into compliance in my stead... So, there's that..."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

a reasonable excuse

a legendary, almost mythical and deeply sought after book of excuses , by the slippery author C.A.Woodhouse.

sorry I'm 4 days late from the stag do darling, but I do have 'a reasonable excuse'.

by brentoss March 10, 2024