Religion

A theory on how the earth began, its nature, and its meaning. So atheism is a religion, and a dumbass lie.

My religion is that we were created by a genius computer nerd who made this universe, and it became a kickass game with over 6 billion users! It would explain our faults.

by Charles Chilly September 11, 2007

religion

The morals of some well meaning but obsolete person in ancient past who had some others following Him.

Come on friends lets play religion. I will become God.

by baba teliya December 22, 2015

Religion

Fictional stories about an apparent God

Person 1: did u read that book about someone called Jesus

Person 2: its kinda obvious Religion is fake

by , btw you have aids February 13, 2019

religion

a thing that brainwashes people

man: hey i think religions r useless
man2: yeah you're right
god:

by niggerger October 4, 2023

Islam true religion

Why Islam is the truth
Fulfilled prophecies in Qu'ran and Hadith
No contradictions in the Qu'ran
Scientific, historical, mathematical and linguistic miracles in the Qu'ran

"Assalamualaikum brother, I am so glad to be a follower of Islam."
"Me too brother, Wa'alaikumassalam. I am happy not to be of those led astray and those Allah is not pleased with."
"Allahuakbar!"
"Yes, Alhamdulillah. Islam true religion."

by ImNotZenithLol April 7, 2021

religion

the thing atheists hate. the thing that brings people together, the thing that sparked the creation of science, the thing that funded the masters of art and architecture. the thing that 95% of the world follows. the thing that will one day overcome the arrogance of atheism

wow all those arrogant atheists really have a hateboner for religion huh?

by mallowsal April 15, 2015

religion

-The foundation for security.The sheilded life of which one can enjoy despite all failures or mishappenings of any kind in due to the fact that their supreme being has a purpose, a master plan, has brought life and therfore holds power to take it, and in that the promise that in all nothing is absolutely "bad". Its hope. Its freedom in a limitation. Its escape from blame. Its excuse for mentalities abilities/ exaltation.

My mother died, but in my religion there is a plan for everyone.
I cant imagine a world wihtout god, for my religion denies ability.

by Defamed_Enlightenment April 7, 2003