Man Reading 

When a man looks at a piece of paper, unwilling to take the time to read it himself, then asks his significant other to tell him what it says.

Wife: Did you see the pamphlet on the table about next week’s event?
Husband: I saw it, but what does it say?
Wife: Would you stop Man Reading

Man Reading by scher&air February 4, 2012

Hexham Ready 

To be clean shaven in the nether regions before a big event/night out

Stancer: were getting a taxi in 20 mins

Angus: give me 30 I need to get hexham ready

Hexham Ready by gustavoconfirmed April 4, 2019

that reads 

When someone is trying to convey a point and it makes sense to you. You do not always have to agree with them, but saying it usually implies you do.

"I think we should go to the pizza place down the street. The waiters are nice and they have a deal tonight."

"Oh that reads, let's go."

that reads by BedlamBravado February 24, 2021

i ready 

a torture device made by teachers so kids will kermit sewer slide and fill a class with depresion

i ready is very evil

i ready by pugman 24 February 15, 2022

I-Ready 

Literally the same definition as hell, torture, racism, heaven in opposite , you have no friends, suicide, death.

if you use this site then you want to swear 10x more, be racist 10x more, commit suicide 100x more, and throw ur chair across the room even more then you ever

whole class doing i-ready:
student a: shoots him self
teacher a: that kid just shot him self!?!?!? why would he do that...
student b: hmmm i wonder why.

I-Ready by stevelentlytrolled April 12, 2022

I-Ready 

A website that disguises itself as an education website, but is, in reality, actual hell, but compacted into a website. The best way to explain this is with an advertisement.

I-Ready Advertisment Spokesman "DO YOU ABSOLUTELY, WITH EVERY FIBER OF YOUR FUCKING BEING HATE CHILDREN AND WANT THEIR VIEW OF KNOWLEDGE AND EDUCATION TO TURN SOUR AS THEIR MIND SUCCUMBS TO THE HELLISH HORROR OF YOU'RE POWER OVER THEM DO TO THE ABILITY TO MANIPULATE THEIR PARENTS? Then boy, do we have the website for you!

I-Ready by DJpendulousPP July 24, 2022

Are you ready for the outrage?

Commonly used before an event that will cause controversy begins.

Are you ready for the outrage?

"Yeah boy lets do this"

Are you ready for the outrage? by polopolo January 16, 2010