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Ratchet

No, you don't have to ratchet yourself anywhere for preferential sexual selection. A fat juicy cock puts you exactly where you need to be.
Hym "You know you don't have to ratchet yourself up anything to get sex. Here's the hierarchy (because I know you love visuals)

Big Fat Cockles > Money > Appearance

So ☝️ here and/or ☝️ is where you can see kids, retards, and old men. If they can't get the fat cock they will settle for money and take the meaty dick on the side. Appearance is the difference between them treating/talking to you as a man or woman. In their mind, not wanting to fuck you make you their "equal" and they only date UP hierarchy which makes the men they want to fuck better then women (literally by your own rules) So here is the gender social hierarchy as a model:
Men they fuck > Women ≥ Men they don't fuck > Small peepee

You are really peeved about that huh? Consciousness never plays a factor. Reality is objective btw the way. I'm not a postmodernist. I do like Kierkegaard though “People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.” or "Modern society has leveled the individual into an abstract phantom." I like the latter. It's what they (the public) deserve. And when they step out of the fog and show themselves, man, does it fill the golden with righteous indignation. Go back where you belong dregs! You're ideas are brilliant though and your thing is so much better than mine that we can use it to win the culture war."
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
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Ratchet

A tool found in your baby daddy's tool box. Also a term used to refer to a woman from the hood, or under-developed community, who is missing teeth, dresses like a sleaze, and has a "ghetto" mentality.
"Hey Lamar, you see Chantele on the corner yesterday?" 'Oh yeah, I seen her. Ole girl was looking ratchet with her missing teeth'
by DustyDixonCider December 9, 2021
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Radical Ratchet

A sufer term. A very powerful wave. A very wild tide wave
Dude that wipe out was Radical Ratchet!
by Baylien Culture December 22, 2021
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Ratchet

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Chamele-ratchet

A ratchet that changes her “interest, likes & hobbies” per group she hangs with that week & or month.
Dude I’m so over these chamele-ratchets the guys keep bring around.
by Bergalicious March 29, 2022
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Ratchet

A word meaning ratchet. Ratchet is just ratchet.
Roderic and dhanvi are ratchet.
by Ratchetrod29 February 6, 2022
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Ratchet

A substitute word to describe a Sleezy, easy, desperate, slut, hoe, whore, prostitute, trog, thirsty knob gobbler, type of person from the straight or LBGTQ community. Its true definition is meant to describe a tool. But can correlate to such slang as in the tool can go both ways, latches onto various size bolts/nuts and inserting or removing them from/in holes. A ratchet doesn't discriminate from big or small, lose or tight. Like i said, they come in all different shapes and sizes, and are readily available for consumers to purchase, use, keep or discard, loan to friends or family, and even sell. Its a slut who gives no fucks but actually breaths, eats, showers, and shits nothing but dick,pussy; &/or ass juice as a hobby, work requirement , & religious/ scientific purposes (so its actually a load of fucks.) Dont judge a ratchet, they are just active people in the community living day by day. And one day they will be there for you! Orrr at least for a couple hours 🤭
Rick—-Ranel the snail slimed my knob and rang both door bells all night long as if no one was home.

Bry—-Fuuuckin snail… told ya she showed me her fuckin ass hole at work the other day yeah? I said, “Ranel you nasty ratchet, my boy rick would love to pop that booty. You gotta meet him… you should come out with us tonight!”
She was instantly down!

Rick—Hahahaha bruh i was blown away, you told me to send her a pic so she knows whats up. I ended up just sending the emoji bat signal 🌽🍆🍌 with a d pick…. She Instantly replied “🍆💦😱😶 🌫️💦🍑🍆💦🍩”

Bry—-Duude so you went ATM with her?

Rick—-Bro i went ATM and gave her 😸 dat cream. Its all in the snaps i sent the boys.

Bry—-She let you record?

Rick—-Bro she was the one recording and sent the videos! I love that ratchet ass snail.

Bry—-Soo shes the new smash ah?

Rick—-Brahh im crackin her shell daily now. Gotta ASS-Salt the snail, lol know what i mean 🤣
by Richard fittzwell October 7, 2021
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