"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."
by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023
Get the Ranch Handmug. by jonathan420101 August 17, 2023
Get the butt full of ranchmug. by DemiDaBigDick September 23, 2021
Get the Ranchmug. by anonymous November 13, 2020
Get the Pussy with a side of ranchmug. by Lenny4040 December 14, 2023
Get the Ranch Sexmug. A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
Get the Crooked River Ranchmug. A derogatory term used for a white sorority girl (or former sorority girl), derived from their tendency to engage in the guilty pleasure of dipping everything in ranch dressing – then immediately complain about how fat they are going to get "but it's sooo worth it." This activity is usually followed by induced vomiting.
She's wearing heals to the football game while drinking a pumpkin spiced latte, and her SUV is parked right over there. Could she BE any more of a ranch dipper?
by ranchdippin November 6, 2015
Get the ranch dippermug.