Pube Hug

When you're pissing or getting a good jerk on then pull your hand away but pube curls around one or two of your fingers, hugging you.

Aw, man, I was pissing like a racehorse and got a pube hug!

by The Moist Sausage October 31, 2018

Puberty in a Nut Shell

You might want to avoid shaving your pubic hair because when it grows back in, the skin may be irritated and itchy. Also, guys may think twice about shaving their chests, and girls should avoid shaving their faces because the stubble that grows back will look prickly and thicker, forcing you to shave over and over.

"Whats Puberty in a Nut Shell?"
"Puberty is a bitch dude."
"Ya my pubes are long as hell"

by Butthole Betty January 11, 2019

Puberty and Hormones

The most unfortunate thing you will experience in your life, good luck teens.

Stewart: hey what's wrong with you? you're all sweaty and gross. maybe horny too..
Jimmy: oh yeah, it's just puberty and hormones.

by gruncher March 7, 2019

parbeque

Combo party and barbeque. More than just grilling out.

We drove by and the neighbor was having a huge parbeque.

by Jake1675 May 19, 2019

Pubbed

Published

My book was pubbed today

by .................... June 24, 2019

Porbeagle

The porbeagle is a shark species belonging to the order of lamniformes and they are the only known shark to exhibit a playful dog-like behaviour.

They're just sharks who think that they are dolphins

The Beagle is a dog

While the porbeagle is a shark
The sea doggos 're the seals n' otters

While the sea dogs are the sharks
The pups can be both the sharks and the sea doggos
*I'm singing a song

by Eunoire September 8, 2019

porbeagle

The porbeagle is a shark species belonging in the order lamniformes and are the only known sharks to exhibit a playful dog-like behaviour.

They're just sharks who think they are dolphins

The Beagle is a dog
While the Porbeagle is a shark
The sea doggos're the seals n' otters
While the sea dogs are the sharks
The dogs are canines
While the sharks are selachians
But don't be confused, Both's babies are called pups!!!
*this is a song

by Eunoire September 8, 2019