a rape of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests.

be careful timmy, i hear there is a rape of priests lurking around camp.

by Anony666mous December 15, 2019

a grope of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests

look out john, theres a grope of priests sneaking about.

by Anony666mous December 21, 2019

Flipper the Priest

He who drinks perpetually.

Flipper the priest is out tonight.
Oh yeah?
Yep, he's on the beer obviously

by SwagLord II November 22, 2021

Worlds fattest priest

the fattest priest (Father McGurthy)on the episode, “iWant a World Record”(s01e10) which sam wants to meet so bad while everyone is trying to get a new world record .

Sam:” I want to meet the worlds fattest priest firsttttt.”
Carly: “NO WE HAVE THINGS TO DO, cmon.”

by icarlyfan14 April 11, 2022

white mans prey

a women typically african american that looks like she’d like or be liked by white men

“you see that girl over there, she looks like white mans prey”

by ice dream cone December 13, 2023

mean gay priests

Clerics who would sell their own mothers to be monsignors or bishops. They exploit their position of authority for personal gain, manipulate others to consolidate their power, and engage in harmful or unethical sexual behavior with other men (usually other gay priests). They are a sect of the mean gays that usually thrived in seminary and were deemed golden boys in their respective dioceses and among formators.

Mark: why are those guys such assholes?
Joe: you stupid idiot those are the mean gay priests. They will stop at nothing to either fuck you or fuck you over.

by Pepejulian November 21, 2024

The Croatian Prey

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Croatian Prey

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025