Fatty Matty Poem

Fatty Matty 😊

Fatty Matty has a wrinkly dog
fatty Matty doesn’t stop eating hot dogs

Fatty Matty has no balls
and he’s so fat he has to crawl

Fatty Matty wanks off chicks

he defo has a small inverted dick

~ Kloe *****
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The beautiful Fatty Matty Poem was created by Kloe ***** when she got called a cancer patient.

by klutzygaylea July 13, 2020

1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions

This is the oldest unsolved question of mankind, many claimed to know the answer to this question but failed, great minds like Albert Einstein had problems solving this question.

Guy1: who would win? 1 of each pokemon or a billion lions.

Guy:2 the lions would win obviously

Guy3: nah the pokemon would claim victory.

Guy2 and guy3: *proceeds to argue like idiots*

Guy4: 1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions is the stupidest question ever. How do people even argue about this?

by HistoricalGlaceon May 8, 2021

Poem

*A thing that teens use to vent. Written by unusually gifted people, nerds, goths, emos (although their poetry most always sucks), and of course, those poor, pathetic souls that think they have absolutely nothing to live for.

*Written in the form of whatever you feel like

How can I give an example of a poem? Okay...I'll try. Ahem.

I like poems.
They rule.
This poem sux ass.
But I'm really cool!

tee hee hee!

smooooochezz!
<3

by Southern Belle: git r dun! June 23, 2006

Pokemon

An evil brainwashing, childish franchise that swept the nation during the 90's and the first few years of the new millenium. Lost some popularity when other similar things came up, like Yu-Gi-Oh. The franchise is still being milked today.

"Dude, I just some new POKEMON cards!!!"

"Did you play the new POKEMON Fire-Red?!"

by Startpanicing May 25, 2005

Pokémon Go

A mobile game made by Nintendo and Niantic

Guy 1: Hey, are you playing Pokémon Go?

Guy 2: Yeah, me and my gf are HOOKED!

Guy 1: Cool

by SupahSmashBoy July 14, 2016

poeming

writing a poem; being poetic

i am poeming by writing a poem

by nick and kayleigh September 29, 2005

Pokemon go

A really stupid game that every one is playing

Man Pokemon go is really stupid

by Tazman 20180225 July 24, 2016