mental pencil

Making temporary note of something in your cranium

Dave: "What was the name of the girl you took home last night?"

JimmyGumJobs: "Don't know, only wrote her name down in mental pencil, won't see her again."

by gymsmyth June 1, 2010

Penciled

When your laying on the couch watching transformers and someone sneaks up behind you and sticks a pencil agressively so far up your ass and goes out your throat.

I was relaxing watching bumble bee and suddenly my dad penciled me so far in my ass I jizzed in his mouth

by Jaquavious337.3 February 10, 2023

Meat pencil

A human finger, typically the index finger; long with a tip. Your meat pencil is unique.

"Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."

cunny wofting finger grandma lunch box

by ElderCunny March 9, 2016

Pencil dick

Derogatory term used to insult a male's organ. Essentially saying they have no width.

Hey, where you going, Pencil Dick?
(Laughs) Home
No way, we walk Amy home first.

by CripCuz November 27, 2024

Pencil

a hard pointy object that fits firmly in your hand and produces a substance when rubbed across something

i used a pencil today

by PotatoGodMC July 22, 2021

THE pencil

Rightfully Emily’s

“THE pencil is not ryans and he can’t sue emily”

by drugsnothugs October 26, 2019

Pencil

A thing you wright with.

Omg girl:“ omg like omg like can omg I omg use your omg pencil?”
Jimmy:“Sure.”

Jimmy:*wright omg on it”

Jimmy again: “Here omg girl”
Omg girl:“AHH OMG THANK YOU”

by P1loxx April 4, 2022