gay panic

two queer people in a relationship, regardless of gender, if it’s queer and i panic over it, gay panic

“omg i’m literally gay panicking over this video”

“that gave me gay panic”

by doublecheekeduponatuesdayafter October 16, 2021

Doki Doki Panic

1. A Japanese Famicom game that would later become Super Mario Bros. 2

2. A state of distress that occurs when a self-aware Yandere attempts to warp reality to escape her "prison" so she can have a normal, physical relationship with the person behind the screen.

1. Doki Doki Panic was America's way of flipping off Japan for The Lost Levels.

2. Doki Doki Literature Club really starts turning into a major Doki Doki Panic when Monika starts to lose it.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 19, 2021

Panic Faggot Mode

When a virus starts to spread and people turn into whiny little faggots.

Oh no! Costco got cleared out because half the city went Panic Faggot Mode!

by EpicGamerMoment420 March 15, 2020

dick panic

When you’re assaulted by your own dick pic, but in the initial brief moment at first sight you think, “oh my god, who’s dick is this, and why’s it here?” That is followed rather quickly with, “Oh never mind, it’s just my dick.”

Dick panic set in while I was browsing our attachment history.

by JamesDamn May 26, 2019

period panic

When a guy gets nervous that his girl’s period is on verge of happening. And he knows she has very harsh mood swings. You dead, bro.

Bro, why you sweatin’? You period panicking?

by Master Rob Sauce August 30, 2022

Religious Existential Panic

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.

oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now

by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025

panic pussy

When you’re so desperate for some pussy, you panic and call everyone you wanna fuck, until you get laid.

“My friend wanted to have sex because he was desperate, he was calling me for some panic pussy”

by Strawberrrries February 7, 2023