grandma penny

Everything you try to do to save you time has actually made it take longer. When you are in a hurry to check out and you get in the shortest line only to be behind an old woman (Grandma Penny) who is counting out her pennies to pay for her things.

Can also be used to describe being stuck in your lane of traffic and switching to the faster lane only to see the lane you switched from is now the one moving.

I can't get away from grandma penny today!

by Pelicanpistachio May 17, 2016

penny anderson

Load, random and straight up and say it hpw it is. Love her or hate her she doesn't care.

Penny anderson is one crazy bitch

by Loyd mouth January 23, 2018

Dirty Penny

Follows from the act of putting a 'Tuppence in a tea cup' and is when you take the balls out of the ass, and put it in their mouth

Alex: "Now take the tuppence out of my tea cup, and give me that dirty penny"

by FriendlyThesaurus January 27, 2018

Penny Effect

The Penny Effect is where girls take pictures of themselves looking down and spot a penny on the ground. The luck from said penny gives their pictures whatever they need to be posted.

Girl 1- I saw where Jenny went to the wishing well in her last selfie.

Girl 2- Yeah, so no matter where she looked down, the pic was gonna be perf.

Girl 1- Abusing the Penny Effect.

Girl 2- Bitch.

by Pabro Escobar February 7, 2018

penny grabber

A gay jew who tries to hide his feelings. Often times the person has a abnormally big nose and small ears.

Did you see Sam today? He is still denying the fact that he's a penny grabber!

by Nah_Chill_J January 4, 2017

Penny Goblin

A goblin that steals your pennies if you drop them.

Goddamn penny goblin done stole ma penny!

by CrimsonWarrior December 14, 2020

Kitty pennies

pocket change

Do you have any kitty pennies I could borrow? I would like to buy this candy bar.

by sillypseudo November 24, 2020