Would you like some jet with that lag?

A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.

Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries

Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?

Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*

by GmodOwnage June 14, 2007

Leg Lag

When you have been at the buggery pokery with a woman. After climaxing this is the jelly like feeling you get in your legs.

Ryan: Hey I went to Katie’s last night I was banging all night then my legs went funny
Joe: Looks like you got leg lag Ryan

by smackcrackandpot August 19, 2022

lag balls

To take a long time

Im sorry i lag balls but ill be there soon.

by Fuuckslut September 5, 2018

lag

An excuse used by EXTREMELY skilled players in competitive gameing.

Eli, hurry and get rid of the fucking lag, I had to SD in Sm4sh cause it kept making me lose.

by PoisN March 30, 2015

Lagging

When your on the computer and you have "good" internet connection and it randomly starts going slow

OMFG DUDE, My computer is lagging again!

by vampirezeke June 9, 2018

finna lag

you basically finna take a while to respond due to you about to do something

“aye im finna lag im about to do something”

by justcoolin February 9, 2025

fast lag

The onset of exhaustion by having to quickly become accustomed to a new time based routine while fasting during the start of Ramadan.

Brought on mainly by new sleeping routines due to the early breakfast time with a probable combination of no food during the day.

Yahya looks fucking dead today but it's probably just fast lag since he's only in his first week of Ramadan.

by INCOGNETO July 25, 2015