Something

Definitely not nothing. It can be anything, really.

_ Ey yo what's that something in yo bag?

_oh its nothing...
_I'm pretty sure it's something.

_dammit.

by Theteaservice December 05, 2020

Something

the smart-ass response to "say something"

Person 1: Are you OK? Say something!
Person 2: ...something
Person 2: *dies*

by assassbaby February 28, 2022

Something

The represention of pure trauma in omori

Basil: There's something behind you Sunny

by StellaThe September 19, 2021

Something

The opposite of nothing

I hope my statement that something is the opposite of nothing is not too philosophical for you.

by Sexydimma June 04, 2021

Something

When a male grabs his penis like a bat anything that sticks outlast his hand is to be defined as "Something."

Man the urinal traugh was busy tonight with the looking type so I grabbed hold like I was going to hit a homer as to hide as much as possible half was still showing and this one guy says " Now that there is "Something!"

by I. Dyddertwyce June 14, 2023

Something

Something

Something 1: Something
Something 2: I know, right?

by BigStupidIdiot April 28, 2021

Something

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Something 1: Something
Something 2: I know, right?

by BigStupidIdiot April 28, 2021