when i grab my dick with both hands.... the part that hangs out of my 2 hands at the end. That's "SOMETHING"
LAST NIGHT MY BOYFRIEND GRABBED HIS COCK WITH BOTH HANDS AND THERE WAS STILL LIKE 6 INCHES HANGING OUT AT THE END. I SAID DAMN THAT IS "SOMETHING"!!
by SCOTTYBIGTIME34 July 27, 2024
The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.
Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
by IDK1234583 July 09, 2024
On something is a slang that often times heard from movies and be used in real life. On something is like a saying that is perceive in a dissing way as in “on drugs”.
by slangmaster001 April 13, 2023
a sentence to describe that the thing you put in the sentence has been disfunctional or you don't care about it anymore and you're in the urge of going bezerk by means insane. I've seen this as a dead meme template so use this in chat, not memes. and remember, always use 7 g in the brggggggg. Why you ask? no reason
"Haha money go brggggggg"
in this case you don't care about the money you're about to use
"Haha logic go brggggggg"
in this case you're saying that you have given up in using your logic
you can fill the (something) with anyyhing you want, includes rickroll
Haha (something) go brggggggg
this mean you've given up on something
in this case you don't care about the money you're about to use
"Haha logic go brggggggg"
in this case you're saying that you have given up in using your logic
you can fill the (something) with anyyhing you want, includes rickroll
Haha (something) go brggggggg
this mean you've given up on something
by asdf alchemist April 01, 2021
Peter Thiel: "So what can this thing do?"
Elon Musk replied "Watch this!" and gunned the accelerator of his uninsured McLaren F1 (priced at $ 1M) while changing lanes, causing the car to spin out and crash. Musk reacted with "Wow, Peter, that was really intense." Followed by "You know, I had read all these stories about people who made money and bought sports cars and crashed them. But I knew it would never happen to me, so I didn’t get any insurance."
Whether Peter replied with "Wow, you really musked that car up" or just sighed is left to ones imagination. All we know is, it really takes a narcissist to to musk something up that badly as a reaction to a poke at ones ego, all while being certain it couldn't happen to him.
If further is left as a matter of discussion whether God regrets musking up the job of protecting the planet and doing away with those terrible influences on humanity, as they both left the incident alive and uninjured, none the wiser.
Elon Musk replied "Watch this!" and gunned the accelerator of his uninsured McLaren F1 (priced at $ 1M) while changing lanes, causing the car to spin out and crash. Musk reacted with "Wow, Peter, that was really intense." Followed by "You know, I had read all these stories about people who made money and bought sports cars and crashed them. But I knew it would never happen to me, so I didn’t get any insurance."
Whether Peter replied with "Wow, you really musked that car up" or just sighed is left to ones imagination. All we know is, it really takes a narcissist to to musk something up that badly as a reaction to a poke at ones ego, all while being certain it couldn't happen to him.
If further is left as a matter of discussion whether God regrets musking up the job of protecting the planet and doing away with those terrible influences on humanity, as they both left the incident alive and uninjured, none the wiser.
by wittchenstein November 20, 2023
Grim or something is cool??
by TheCoolCoolMan2019 May 12, 2021
This expression originated from user_baproll of the S&P 6900 $spx (a crypto token with the stated goal of flipping the stock market).
by Spacefroot November 23, 2024