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Dutch Crunch

After dutch ovening someone you assault their face with Trail Spice
Ark: AH FUCK IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT
Cully: Well you're about to get dutch crunched! EAT TRAIL SPICE BITCH!
Ark: AAAAAAAAHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
by HAMSANDWICHDICKS August 14, 2010
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dutch mark

the sticky line that appears on the lower lip, after a hit of marijuana is taken from an L
Toker 1: Nigga!!! Get that dutch mark of ya lip, it look like shit stain.

Toker 2: Oh igght, good looks.
by camilo89 January 11, 2009
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Dutch Glove

To receive something that looks good on the surface, but is in fact a bad thing.

This phrase has its basis in the flower of the same name, which is very beautiful, but smells terrible. The meaning of the phrase in the above definition comes from the placing of the flower into a bouquet to give someone, therefore 'slipping them the Dutch Glove".
- I totally got the Dutch Glove on that one, (after buying a car with a nice paint job, but a faulty engine)

- You just slipped them the Dutch Glove (thinks the seller to himself)
by Colin Bates December 28, 2003
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double dutch

Two men, each uses one hand to hold their own dick. With their free hands, they grab each other's arms and move them up and down, causing the men to essentially jerk themselves off. Not gay because technically, each man is only holding his own dick and the other's arm.
Where's Alec? I think he's double dutching with Jamie, even though he said his arms were sore lately.
by Ksenya69er April 3, 2009
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Double Dutch

To use two or more types of contraceptives, usually a condom and the pill. Named after the dutch becasue of thier open attitude towards sex and contraception.
by FrBa July 22, 2011
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dutch gold

dublins finest brew! a cheap drink who's captivating taste is exceeded on by its ease on one's pocket
9 of your finest for €10 please, or perhaps 6 for €7 and 10 blue!
by yebollix July 24, 2004
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Dutch Bangcock

To have sex while smoking a cigar. The girl must be on top and the guy must be smoking the cigar. This is a type of sex position.
The women hops onto the man. They are having sex and having a good time. Then the man pulls out his cigar and lights it up. They are now doing the dutch bangcock.

Verb- Let's do the dutch bangcock.

Noun- That dutch bangcock i watched last night was awesome.
by ilikesexalott October 6, 2010
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