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the dennis kelly

The most horny, slimy, smelly, and wet sex position a woman could be in e.g. Jessica Alba resting in a pool of chocolate pudding while her mate penetrates he smegma sealed vagina, causing her to secrete fluids from every gland possible. You should try it sometime
Last night, I my large black boyfriend did the dennis kelly to me and he chocked on my secretions.
by CockMeatSangwhich May 26, 2011
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celia kelly

celia kelly is the artist of the chug nut song also the singer of chug nut!
wow its that fantastic chug nut song sung by celia kelly
by celia kelly July 20, 2006
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Kelly Loeffler

World's biggest fag who never thinks of average people and is somehow in the United States Senate
No senator is like Kelly Loeffler. She's an oldfag handpicked from the oldest anarchy server in minecraft to the youngest fascist senate in real life
by InvaderInvader November 21, 2020
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Kelly

Wow Kelly has a giant pp
by Chick3nNugg3t May 15, 2019
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Kelly Haynes

Urgh, I just sneezed so hard I Kelly Haynes in my pants
by t_appletart June 19, 2011
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R. Kelly

R. Kelly is an R&B rapper who is a pedophile and rapes underage girls.

R. Kelly is used in a joke told to an person that is underage (can be told to person over consent but the joke wouldn’t be as funny) because he raped underage girls or told to a person who does very weird stuff.
“R. Kelly is gonna come get you”
“R. Kelly is waiting for you downstairs”
Told to an underage person

*Does something real weird*
“Bruh you like R. Kelly get away from me”
by weirdwushi March 13, 2019
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Mac Kelly

A 14 year old basketball player in NC.Gets all the girls and eats shit skateboarding.Mac is known for playing like lamelo,Kobe,and Jamal Crawford.He hits threes from the volleyball line likes it’s nothing.
Mac Kelly-Mac sauce been breaking them bitches ankles.
by therealbuck1235 August 22, 2019
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