Noted

To watch gay porn and to take notes on the parts that make you feel the most pleasure. You jork your meat as well

I noted this weekend with my girlfriend. I'm gay now.

by S8tansanus May 22, 2024

The Middle Note

The Guitar Hero equivalent of the teabag. Done by holding the yellow note on the guitar so that it lights up on your defeated opponent's screen. Devised by David and Josh from N.C.

"Damn! That dude kicked my ass at Through The Fire and Flames!"

"Yeah, and now he's giving you the middle note! Ha!"

by Offbeat Blitz February 18, 2009

Dropping a bass note

Farting

When the smell hit their nostrils I copped to dropping a bass note.

by Bass King 101 June 9, 2018

note from your boner

Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.

Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.

by Xantipe January 14, 2020

whiz note

a mental note one makes while whizzing. not necessarily about whiz, but anything.

Matt: Joe, what were you about to say?
Joe: Oh shit, I forgot to make a whiz note.

by hmickeyd November 5, 2011

Note

1. A small reminder, mentally or physically, of something you think/thought you might forget.

2. The name for a certain tone an instrument makes, or a symbol on a musical score.

"Are you going to actually take notes in class, or are you going to sit there and watch Roblox porn on your tablet again?"

"Dude, shut the fuck up, I'm on Urban Dictionary writing down the definition of note. That was 1 time, alright?! Get off my case.."

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"Can't you play the notes on your piano correctly?"

"I don't play piano, you're gaslighting yourself."

by that guy who took the last one June 29, 2024

Noted

One of the first few memes of 2021. Its lifetime overlapped with the guy looking back gif and the anime guy realizing something horrible gif from the end of 2020. This meme is a Madagascar penguin taking notes in his notebook.

this meme is probably outdated by the time you are reading this.
Noted.

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 11, 2021