Beat My Bagel

A slang term for female masturbation.
Alternative uses include:
Beat Your Bagel
Bagel Beater

1: I'm in control when I beat my bagel.

2: I heard she just stays home all day and beats her bagel.

by Justin Washington January 21, 2008

Bagel with Cream Cheese

When screwing a bitch that is somewhat chunky, squeeze the area around her belly button into a circle, to resemble the shape of a bagel, then as you cum, spread it with the tip of your dick around the bagel you have created on her torso.

I was fucking that fat bitch Sally last night. The bitch was complaining she was hungry, so I gave her a bagel with cream cheese to hold her over.

by Jersey DMP September 30, 2008

pizza bagel bite

best thing in this world

oh nom nom, pizza bagel bite

by 123lmnop December 30, 2009

bagels and roast beef

1.) in reference to an old woman's crotchial region.
2.) an elderly woman's cellulite asscheeks and old vagina lips.

damn -- Grandpa had some straight up bagels and roast beef last night!

by ohhcheese July 16, 2006

4:00 bagel

A place that opens at 4:00AM to sell fresh Jewish bagels. Prevalent in Long Island Jew ghettos, like Great Neck.

DWeez- Man, I'm hungry. What's good at this time? It's late.
A Man- Lets get some lox. We be Jews. 4:00 bagel!
DWeez- Hi Five!

by DWeez May 2, 2008

whore bagel

An inside joke, term used for people like Nikkili Maxwell, who inspired this incredible word founded by Bentonious Portofino.

Nikki was being one huge whore bagel

by Mishy November 16, 2004

bagel bites

Another term for girls. (instead of saying bitties)

1. Nick and rob were talking about bitties, when Nicks mom walked in and said "Did you just say bitties?" Rob replied "No, i was talking about bagel bites."

2. "Yo, I hit up a club last night...there was mad bagel bites."

by Big Rob Stan-Ice March 6, 2007