Moist Oatmeal

Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.

"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"

by EverAfters June 13, 2022

moist ruckus

Sex. Sex is a moist ruckus.

Kids: "how are babies made?"
Parent: "moist ruckus"

by Top92915 April 10, 2016

moist sparkle

A term for a middle aged woman who is slightly damp in her vaginal region over vampires from any of the Twilight Saga. These women would often plaster their minivans and online social networking profiles with "Team Edward".

Oh, man! Look at Mrs. Sullivan! Is she a moist sparkle or what?

by itsTHATgirl February 01, 2013

thunder moist

danny devito

Ah, the hit Disney film, Hercules, featuring Thunder Moist

by Tizicopia July 19, 2022

Thunder Moist

Description of someone’s pants after a wet fart or shart.

Kaleb’s pants are definitely Thunder Moist after letting that one rip.

by Z329 July 19, 2022

Moist fish

The act of sucking a dick dry to the point is goes scally and wet

Oh I have my bofriend a moist fish

by Big black salami September 19, 2018

Mama moist

A very watery and slimy mommy that has the biggest bottle moisture

Me : mama your so moist
Mama moist : yeah now drink my moist
Me : yes mama

by Wes.the.poop November 20, 2023