moist pages

a yellow book with very moist pages and piss

"those are some nice moist pages you got there"

by moistpages March 16, 2022

Moist fish

The act of sucking a dick dry to the point is goes scally and wet

Oh I have my bofriend a moist fish

by Big black salami September 19, 2018

Moist Mic

When a girls grabs your dick to give you a blow job after work and it’s sweaty as fuck.

Man I think I’m in love with this chick from tinder, I gave her a moist mic last night and she didn’t say a word!

by Fucknutz90 April 26, 2025

praline moist

A perfect placed word in any situation

Phillip : so..... praline moist ?

by MoistP September 26, 2018

Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

The Moist Muhammad Ali

Stick your fist inside a girls sniz, get it all lathered up, pull it out and throw the meanest right hook of your life at her. Then proceed to stand over her like she's Sonny Liston

This girl I was with wouldn't stop complaining so I gave her The Moist Muhammad Ali mid fisting.

by BigRigJohnson December 13, 2023

Moist

moist is just like a slimy penis. It can be the mould on a sponge when it is still warm. It can be anything.

I rubbed my finger slowly across the moist, warm, sponge.

by suckitbbbb June 6, 2021