Maschism

to mash the bass and mash the tories

i really like doing maschism.

by fee to pay October 9, 2023

Mechanically Totaled

A term used to describe a car with mechanical problems that is not worth fixing because repairs will cost more than what the car is worth.

My Volvo needs a new engine for $15k but the car is only worth $10k. I’m junking it, it’s mechanically totaled

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 10, 2023

Mechanical Keyboard

Large, typically loud keyboards that are surprisingly annoying due to the need to press giant keys extremely far down.

Subject A: I have a clicky mechanical keyboard! <proceeds to type the ever-living piss-shit out of the keyboard>
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.

by Exodim January 16, 2024

Mechanical Wings

It's the pin you receive after eating a girl out so good that she morphs into Optimus Prime.

Shaun's Roommate's Friends: So is it just me? Or was Shaun eating out Optimus Prime last Night? Because I found this Mechanical Wings pin on the counter.

Shaun's Roomate: Bro. No yeah. Bro. It was a Woman. He Giant Debbed her so good, that she morphed into Optimus Prime. Her voice got all deep and she got way strong. Then then she turned into a freightliner and then she left.

Shaun's Roommate's Friend: Is his tongue made of the AllSpark? Because if so, I need to find a place to sit.

by Giant Deb January 17, 2024

Maschta

Often defined as old men, who have a high pitched voice and complain about many topics e.g. society in general or politics.

Origin: Youth culture in Franconia, Germany.

The Maschta was drunk and complained about the new German chancellor.

by Alman71.21 November 16, 2023

mechanica

A female mechanica

“I Can fix my own car. I’m a mechanica. A female mechanic!”

by The Female Mechanic November 19, 2023

mechanical work

scalar physical quantity numerically equal to the product of force and distance if the two are parallel

Mechanical work is done only if the object is moving

by Maria Angelaa February 28, 2024