Magglewit

Magglewit specifically means someone who can’t stop gloating about how rich they are but in reality they are a gold digger who steals money from their girlfriend who is already struggling with depression and then when she is in the hospital for attempting the magglewit texts her asking her for money or he will leak her address and get someone to go to her house to kidnap her, and the Magglewit is also extremely sexist, homophobic, racist, is white and says the hard r, is a pedophile, likes making r*pe jokes about kids, supposed “April 24th - “national r*pe day””, and is possibly and hopefully getting kicked out of his aunts house soon.
It means nothing else besides those exact words.

This is directed at a very specific someone, I see you, you little magglewit who used me for my money

by SlursandInsultsimade June 24, 2024

Magglet

Is when you stuck like ehhhh

When your stuck watching a show you don’t want to watch

We gon be stuck like magglets like ehhhh

by Lee Harvey Oswald June 26, 2024

Maggie

Small but scrappy. Tickling is her sleeper agent activation. She will become the Baba Yaga. The one they sent to kill the boogieman. No one is safe. Fear not only for your own life but the lives of your loved ones. One simple poke will doom generations of your own offspring. Days, months, even years from that moment, she will find you…and she will take your very soul.

But yeah other than that she’s pretty chill.

Person #1: Hey I just ticked maggie and something about the flicker in her eyes made me think she was envisioning me on my deathbed. Should I be worried?
Person #2: Run.

by 200 infants December 13, 2024

Maggie Leo

The most powerful tank in Marvel Rivals, also the best character
Her only attack is balloon by Tyler, the Creator

"I love Maggie Leo so much, she's broken"

by scarrywarry January 23, 2025

Maggie lo

She’s so sweet and kind and she’s also so beautiful. She has such a great kindness and she’s nice to everyone. It doesn’t matter who her friends are, she always has nice things to say, never mean. She’s a good basketball player and she’s also a good person. Shes a blessing, and talking to her makes you feel better if you’re sad. The world needs more people like maggie

I just talked to Maggie lo, she is so kind. I want to be her friend

by ccanonymous January 25, 2025

Maggienelson

When pulling a Maggienelson

you must follow a few steps to become rich
1. Scam a locally owned business for freebies all the time .
2. Jump in front of as many busses and hope one of the payouts grant you enough to win big on a scratchcard .
3. Lose all your money on scratch cards and begin the cycle again

Want to go pull a Maggienelson

by Cutnaboot January 26, 2025

Maggie

Sweetest girl I’ll ever meet sweet but if crossed deadly😬😬😬 she is an all around great friend and if u don’t have a Maggie GET ONE they are the best

*gasp* “is that Maggie LETS GO SAY HI!!!!”

by Don’t be shy add some more January 28, 2025