Lobster Fresh

Update of the antiquated expression Creasent Fresh. Similarly meaning, exceptionally cool, something so spectacular that the mind loses the ability to make sense.

Did you hear that new band? They are so lobster fresh!

by Xioz Tzu July 22, 2008

Scandinavian lobster

A person of Scandinavian descent who stayed outside too long and got a harsh red tan.

Wow! How long were you outside? You look like a Scandinavian lobster!

by Ultimate Scandinavian lobster August 16, 2012

Lobster

A person who is currently single and has let to be in a serious relationship; forever a loner.

-You *still* don't have a girlfriend?
-Yeah, I'm such a lobster

by Ijamma1948 November 5, 2014

Lobstered

An Alternative word for jumpscaring someone
Mainly used when a lobster is used for the jumpscare

Me: Here is a lobster
Friend: AAAAAAAA!!!
Me: Lobstered

by averyoriginalusername September 8, 2022

Lobster

A lobster is a term commonly used to describe old people who do nothing but sit on the beach all day, which over time, turns them a painful, lobster-like shade of red.

"Yo, Fred! Check out those lobsters cooking themselves on the beach over there!"

"Whenever I go to a hot place, the beaches are usually full of lobsters... It makes me want to avoid the beach."

by anonymouspersons inc. July 12, 2012

Lobster slime

Female wetness of the vagina

I put my hand on her vagina and she was soaking in lobster slime

by Hookey69 February 6, 2020

Rock lobstered

verb: you go absolutely ape when rock lobster comes on and lose your belongings and break things

i just rock lobstered my earrings off in the car

by Rock lobstered January 6, 2023