Lobster

just a lil' guy

i love that lobster

by Pizza Toppings June 20, 2023

boob lobster

Boob lobster is when a person uses his/her feet to grope a woman's boobies, just like a lobster's claws.

The first date was a little weird, he tried to boob lobster me.

by fapstar 420 March 11, 2014

Lobster

Someone who is so craaaaa. Craaaazier then a craaaayfish. If your a lobster you are so cra it’s not even funny.

“God ian is such a lobster, so cra”

by happy days 12345ke April 2, 2021

Lobster

Lobster: A delicious Delicate food that is expensive. Really expensive. 2nd Definition: A person who forgot to wear sunblock to the beach or on a hot day.

1: This lobster is delicious!
2: Here we have the rare (Insert name here) Lobster

by Jonathan Pallmyt June 23, 2017

lobster love

when a significant other has a death grip on your member during a handjob

I can't get a robust boner without Bernice and her lobster love

by fragilebastarad March 17, 2015

Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.

Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

Lit Lobsters

Noun; Islanders mixed with Asian blood that, when intoxicated, have a bad Asian Glow that is very noticeable and can at times be annoying when people constantly bring it up.

Prim: "I think this beer is starting to turn me red pretty quick"
Chelu: "Prim me too lmaoo"
Par: "ITS THE LIT LOBSTERS"

by LitLobster November 11, 2018