Laying Grout

The act of having a degenerate female lie naked on a cement floor (usually garage or basement) while pressing her breasts together. One or multiple men then proceed to squat-shuffle over her while defecating. The bead of feces is implied to be the "grout" and the breasts symbolize tile or other masonry medium to which the grout is binding.

"Hey Dandelion, you coming over later?" "Nah, Mav. I'm gonna help some friends with something." "Oh, what?" "Laying grout." "Oh. Ok. I love you." "K. Bye." "I said I love you..." "Yea. Thank you. Bye."

by synasthetic October 14, 2016

laying a dump at home

Taking a shit on your home toilet

I was laying a dump at home when the bell rang.

by Anonrouge July 11, 2017

Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

Laying A Cable

What young people do to old people before they've paid any tax.

Oh, hello Young man/lady; are you laying a cable?

by Mad Dan (Leicester) August 18, 2019

Laying Down Carpet

When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.

Bro I had to take like an hour in the shower last night because I was laying down carpet.

by Solemnityy December 29, 2019

Laying Road Pipe

The act of traveling a long distance over a period of time

If we start laying road pipe, we might make it to the Grand Canyon tomorrow

by Geezerino April 20, 2021