Immediately before cumming placing the thumb over the urethra (like a winning race car driver with the bottle of champagne) causing the semen to shoot orders of magnitude farther than normal.
by Mike February 17, 2004
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With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
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Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
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High School located in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, where you can purchase drugs nearly everywhere and while taking a shit, you can read one of three things on the bathroom stalls: a phonebook with skanks numbers on it, artistic drawings of Marijuana leaves, and/or anti semetic students voicing their opinions by sketching swastikas. Lahser is seen by many as a wealthy school because of the area that it is located in, but that is not completely true. The Bloomfield Hills School District has decided over the past few years to spend its funds on places other than Lahser, the district's most populated school. It is also seen as an extremely safe environment, until October 3, 2006, when an african american man attempted to steal a students car by pointing a hand gun at him. One question: Doesn't Lahser have a parking lot attendant that is being paid to watch the parking lot? Lahser is filled, with both staff and students, who only look forward to getting fucked up on the weekends and who don't give a shit about the school week. Lahser needs to be demolished, rebuilt, and certain faculty members should be forced to retire.
Yolanda: Who is the best teacher at Lahser High School?
Marniqua: Mr.Blair, cuz i knew more about chemistry before the class than he did.
Marniqua: Mr.Blair, cuz i knew more about chemistry before the class than he did.
by Harold Dick October 5, 2006
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2. A very shitty school full of mad kurds who got their asses kicked when they foolishly attacked Broomfield school.
2. A very shitty school full of mad kurds who got their asses kicked when they foolishly attacked Broomfield school.
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Get the Landen mug.1. A narrow road or way.
2. A lesser, common, American last name.
3. A common, Western European, female first name.
4. A misspelling of the common, American, female first name from the actual spellings Layne, Layn, and Lain.
5. Short version of the Female, Western European names, Delaney and Laney.
6. A European male name.
2. A lesser, common, American last name.
3. A common, Western European, female first name.
4. A misspelling of the common, American, female first name from the actual spellings Layne, Layn, and Lain.
5. Short version of the Female, Western European names, Delaney and Laney.
6. A European male name.
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2.
A: "Wow did you see Brenden Lane?"
B: "Yah! He and his sister Amy Lane are so tall!"
3.
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B: "Who is he?"
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4.
A: "Would you like to see the list of people coming to my birthday party?"
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5.
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B: "But my name is Laney!"
A: "Come on, Lane is a nick name! Short for Laney."
6.
A: "Wow Lane sure is hot!"
B: "You think that way about girls? Why didn't you tell me!"
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A: "That is one creepy road!"
B: "It is too small to be a road, that is a lane!"
2.
A: "Wow did you see Brenden Lane?"
B: "Yah! He and his sister Amy Lane are so tall!"
3.
A: "Lane sure is a sweetie!"
B: "Who is he?"
A: "Although Lane is a multi gender name, this Lane is a female."
4.
A: "Would you like to see the list of people coming to my birthday party?"
B: "Sure! You spelt Lain wrong though, it is with an 'I' not an 'E'. You spelt it how the dictionary does and many other do- Lane!"
5.
A: "Hurry up Lane!"
B: "But my name is Laney!"
A: "Come on, Lane is a nick name! Short for Laney."
6.
A: "Wow Lane sure is hot!"
B: "You think that way about girls? Why didn't you tell me!"
A: "No silly, this Lane is a male!"
by DeanieMcLeanie May 9, 2009
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