Dirty Landon

Putting your penis into another man's mouth and then throat fuck him violently. Then Ben comes along and Cleveland steamers the two of u.

I got dirty landoned

by My P.p June 3, 2025

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😎 Why Landon Is So Good-Looking and Cool
1. Great Hair Game
Landon probably has the kind of hair that looks effortless but secretly perfect—windproof, stylish, and always photogenic.
2. That Confident Smile
You know the one—easy, relaxed, a little mischievous. It’s the kind of smile that makes people wonder what he’s up to (in a good way).

3. Chill Vibes Only
Landon doesn’t stress—he is the calm in the chaos. Always laid-back, never trying too hard, and somehow still always on point.

4. Killer Style
Whether it’s jeans and a hoodie or something more polished, Landon makes it look good. Fashion isn’t forced—it’s just part of the vibe.

5. Naturally Funny
Cool without being cocky. Landon cracks jokes that are smart and goofy, and people love that combo.

6. Effortless Charisma
People are drawn to him. Doesn’t matter the crowd—Landon fits in everywhere and makes others feel like they do too.

7. That Name Though
“Landon” just sounds like someone who’s got his act together. Smooth. Memorable. A little cinematic.

8. Good Listener Energy
Cool isn’t just looks—it’s the ability to really be there for people. Landon probably makes you feel heard and understood.

9. Just the Right Amount of Mysterious
He doesn’t overshare—but when he does open up, it hits different. There’s a story behind those eyes.

10. Can Pull Off Sunglasses Indoors (But Doesn’t)
He could, but he respects the unspoken social contract.

Rawr landon

by Alicia can’t hear June 4, 2025

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