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Landon

Landon is a absolute bastard who needs to get a grip and stay the fuck away from anyone who tries to get close to him because he’s a abusive shit who’s gonna end up getting his head caved in.
person1: Look there’s landon
person2: let’s jump him
by sexy corben March 25, 2022
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A great and amazing boyfriend who I wouldn't trade for anything
He'll make you laugh when your sad
He'll makes jokes about random things
Hes obsessed with Wilbur soot
The most amazing person I have ever met...
Hes cute and his voice sounds like heaven
by Angel dust : D June 9, 2023
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a succulent handsome man who makes you gravitate towards him with every word
im dating landon
by chaoticddmgamer October 25, 2024
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Landon is soooo ugly but, his bff Evelyn makes him sad bc she won't stop calling herself ugly, buthatic, and more and loves his friends and he definitely not athletic he cares for his friends a lot and trys his hardes to get his friends so smile and is very funny and messes with his friends by poking his friends in the neck He is really sweet sometimes and loves hanging out with his friends.
Girl 1 hey is that a landon yes he is really ugly

Girl 2 ik right he is thr ugliest boy
by Landon214 April 9, 2019
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by Bogg June 27, 2025
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Landon is the sexiest red head alive. He’s a fucking sex magnet. If you want a good time hit Landon up. He won’t disappoint.
All the girls want Landon, he gives it the best way.
by LiteralDeath November 23, 2020
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Landon is a guy that is an overall gamer, he had been playing video games since he was three and they didn't get old until he turned 14. Landon can be pretty annoying sometimes but he tries his best to be funny and he does do a decent job at it too. Landon is pretty boring, he's also pretty insecure about his weight. As for getting ladies, Landon has always been terrible at it, partly because he doesn't really have much of a sex appeal and he just isn't good at talking to women in general. He thinks he will die alone but he also thinks that he can possibly score one day. He also likes Aviator glasses
Person 1: whos that guy over there with those aviator glasses?

Person 2: oh that's just Landon don't mind him, he's pretty much a loser anyway
by Chadsexyhotman August 8, 2021
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