longshot

Contest similar to "silly swords" or "pissing contest" where two (or more) males stand behind a straight line and urinate as hard as they can. The winner of "longshot" is the one who is able to piss the farthest.

"Mike and Frank were in the back yard playing longshot. Mike won, but I think he shit his pants straining."

by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004

horror lunge

When someone goes in for a cheeky kiss and is literally shown the cheek by the other person.

A: Hey Paul, did you kiss that girl?

Paul: Well I tried, but she turned away and I got her cheek ...

A: Ooo horror lunge!

by Pasty Princess November 14, 2005

lunge

A game. Basically, it's like long jump but with a few notable exceptions:

- you're naked
- you have an erection
- there's a brick wall instead of a sand pit

Running full pelt, you simply leap 3-4m before the wall whilst thrusting your pelvis forwards so that your erect penis takes the initial contact. The winner is anyone who can manage to do this more than once

I played lunge last week and won. Now I can't have children. Or walk

by Clarence Shivers, Room 7, Intensive Care Ward, Hamad Hospital March 8, 2004

LuGGS

see assshat

by lYPhiD January 19, 2003

Lung Mustard

The yellow sac pustules that you cough up and whe you squeeze them they pop open and emit a horrible smell

Alan coughed up a Lung Mustard and he poped it in my face. The smell just about made me throw up

by steve April 29, 2003

lung butter

halking a loogie that is so rich in green snot and mucus that when u halk it up you practicly gag ... mostly in the morning after smoking

oh shit son you see that lung butter

by Hank Brown June 23, 2005

Aqua-lung

got this one from my ass bowgartin the ho damn blunt with my massive hit's. thus givin me the nikname aqua-lung
-being able to take such a massive hit you could smoke half a joint in one hit

-Damn aqua-lung save some for us
-yo aqua-lung no more fo yo ass till the next one's rolled up

by Brian B. March 10, 2005