when a man's dong is so fucking big and steamy that you cant even fit it down your gullet, sometimes it actually looks like a freshly cooked lobster.
by IAmSquidward February 16, 2020
Get the lobster cockmug. by Hookey69 February 6, 2020
Get the Lobster slimemug. by averyoriginalusername September 8, 2022
Get the Lobsteredmug. A lobster is a term commonly used to describe old people who do nothing but sit on the beach all day, which over time, turns them a painful, lobster-like shade of red.
"Yo, Fred! Check out those lobsters cooking themselves on the beach over there!"
"Whenever I go to a hot place, the beaches are usually full of lobsters... It makes me want to avoid the beach."
"Whenever I go to a hot place, the beaches are usually full of lobsters... It makes me want to avoid the beach."
by anonymouspersons inc. July 12, 2012
Get the Lobstermug. A term used by black women/WOC who worship white males. Originally derived from rapper Kali's song named "Area Codes". It's often described as a joke but has quickly turned into a white male worshiping phrase/slogan. Pasta and Lobster being what many consider a top tier, fancy dish which also plays as a metaphor for how many black women view white males as the "cream of the crop" when it comes to dating. The term is only used for white male/non white white woman relationships.
"I'm done with black men, I'm getting me some pasta and lobster (typically a fantasy of a black femcel)
"Pasta and Lobster over Jollof and Fufu"
"Where do yall find pasta and lobster?" (a woman desperate to attract a male with white skin)
" I need pasta and lobster" ( The black woman is begging for a male with white skin )
"Pasta and Lobster over Jollof and Fufu"
"Where do yall find pasta and lobster?" (a woman desperate to attract a male with white skin)
" I need pasta and lobster" ( The black woman is begging for a male with white skin )
by TheCriticalBlackMale July 6, 2024
Get the Pasta and Lobstermug. Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.
Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...
by Kris Patel January 18, 2016
Get the lobster walkmug. by anonymous February 12, 2025
Get the Lobsteringmug.