Would you like some jet with that lag?

A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.

Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries

Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?

Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*

by GmodOwnage June 14, 2007

lag

• when texting someone and the conversation is weak and or boring.

• too plain to talk to while texting/calling/ and or in person.

I don't flirt with you when we text because you lag much. our conversations are pretty boring.

I'm not talking to Becky because she's such a lag when we text. is really boring.

by slangtypeshit October 27, 2014

Lag

A horrible excuse for gamers when they suck at a game.

Gamer1:Dude why da faq do you keep dying every game
Gamer2:iM lAgGiNg sO hArD rIgHt nOw
Gamer3:stfu nub u suk @ th3 game r3turd

by lolwpa April 23, 2018

Sub Lag

When the subtitles aren't synchronized with the sound of the movie or video you're watching.

"Something's wrong with the subtitles of the movie, they have sub lag"
"I can't understand who says what, it must have sub lag"

by space-drop May 26, 2016

Time Lag

to travel through time zones. This causes you to get tired earlier or later than usual. This is also an excuse if your sports team loses.

Dan: O man i'm so tired. Its only 6 P.M.
Chris: Yeah we are getting some major time lag

by SchweitZZ January 5, 2008

lag

Lifes a Game.
Elloz made that shit up
it's probably true

Person 1. Hey wanna play some LaG?
Person 2. We're already playing it.

by Trash Skrub May 31, 2017

Lag

To be the last

You lag behind in a race

by rafael e Reyes August 12, 2022