Kevin

An Asian who thinks he's Hispanic

Man, did you see that? He's such a Kevin!

by Human852 January 23, 2017

Kevin

a dick and bitch who likes fortnite and hates croscountry

im kevin

by iwdiml September 24, 2019

Kevin

The male equivalent of Karen. Has custody of his kids, very conservative, wears glasses, has a confederate flag cap, totally has a beard, KiDs ThEsE dAyS vibes, would also want to speak with your manager

Kids these days! I shall speak with the manager! - Kevin

by Saki See September 1, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is the gayest motherfucker I have ever met in my fucking life. Fuck Kevins

Kevin is such a faggot

by safasdfsadf September 21, 2018

Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016

Kevin

somehow he's like kinda friends with everyone but not really... tbh he's a lying lil bitch that's pretty irrelevant and you sure wouldn't care about him. also uhhh im pretty sure everyone thinks hes gay err 0.0

K: Did u hear what kevin did?
Me: stfu no one cares ab kevin

D: kevins a dumb bitch
Me:ikr
K: so anyway ab shevdchxwdbjcxhdjcw

by TheUrbanDictionaryCult:3 January 8, 2019

Kevin

A person that does not like any people. He usually kills u by cutting off ur head with a knife! He usually lives under a bridge.

Oh no! There is Kevin what do I do now!

by This is correct now die April 6, 2017