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Jersey Troll

A part mystical creature that lives on the third floor of a hall at the UW. Fairly cute, but beware of her POOR HYGENE. Spreading diseases and the flu are its primary purpose. You can usually find her in the bathroom bipassing the sinks and slamming her doors.

To be rid of Jersey Trolls you must aquire a Mystical Troll Flute, which is used to expell the Jersey Troll from her cave.

The Jersey Troll is also commonly known for her phrase "riddle me this" of mystical spell casting. Beware.
Elfin L: Ew, I saw the Jersey Troll and she didn't wash her hands!
Elfin M: That's fucking disgusting, I saw her do it to, and when I was walking out the door she blocked me and asked me to solve her riddle!!
Elfin L: Did you use the Troll Flute?!
Elfin M: Hell yes I did!
by Elfin M & Elfin L January 20, 2009
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Going Jersey

A phrase uttered by any pissed off jersey citizen ; another way to say beat the living shit out of you.
"Dude, I'm going jersey (joisy) on your ass!"
by dude007 September 25, 2008
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New Jersey

-Have you been to New York yet?
-Yeah, I were in New Jersey the other week.
-Dude.
by Mister Sheilaman August 15, 2010
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New Jersey Turnpike

Important link in the Northeast megalopolis from Boston to Richmond. Highly regarded as "one of the worst roads in America," but it gets its bad rap only from the very northern section, whereas the section from Exit 12 and south is clean and less congested. Only freeway link from New York City to Baltimore, so many use the NJTP as a through route. This is why New Jersey has a bad image, since the REAL New Jersey is away from the Turnpike in the form of beautiful beaches, historic towns, and vast farmland (despite being the most densely populated state in the Union). This highway is also called the "New Jersey Speedway" since police will not stop you unless you're going above 80 MPH.
I once took the New Jersey Turnpike to New York, but when I got there, I asked myself, "Why waste my time in that shithole?" and turned around to go to Philadelphia instead for a cheesesteak.
by Eagles Fan In Tampa December 11, 2003
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Jersey Puller

A girl who "attaches" herself to a member of a local (or national if she lucky) team in order to get into pubs and clubs.
Usually underage and sporting so much fake tan she resembles an "umpa lumpa" and badly done make up.
See her over there she's an awful Jersey Puller.
by Jake Jr. July 12, 2009
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Jesse James Necktie

A stain of blood on someones' shirt down the center of their chest after taking multiple wounds, such as gunshots from an outlaw known as Jesse James.
We have a sharpshooter on our hands, all the victims are wearing a Jesse James Necktie.
by nyxathid July 28, 2010
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jersey justice

A term coined by former Baltimore Ravens defensive tackle Tony Siragusa to describe beating the living shit out of someone in retribution for any offense, real or perceived. Generally, the retribution is greater than the crime.
SIRAGUSA: Yeah, I had a guy in Philadelphia throw a snowball. He was a little shocked when I climbed into the stands. And gave a little Jersey justice, you know what I mean.
by Geoff Lilley January 10, 2011
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