Jake

"Jake" is known for continuously getting friend zoned by many women and when he gets friend zoned, he goes and skinny dips with other men, plays Butt Cookie, and other extremely homosexual games.

Dude, he is such a Jake, what is he doing with those little boys right now?

by newalbany April 24, 2018

The Jake

A bathroom; the toilet. A place used to remove waste from the body.

Aight Jack im gonna go use the jake.

by Elon Musk is Ben Shapiro confi June 10, 2019

jake

has a big dick and will fuck the shit out of you girls will be pleased to have him

you know jake omg he's soo good in bed

i wish i had him

you carnt he's mine

by hehe ouy April 24, 2020

jake

A person with above average aptitude for being a tool. This person is typically aware of their own douchieness and will take great pride in their exploits. A term typically used in the prison setting.

"Dude at the yard spent like 20 minutes on the weight deck, what a fucking jake."

"C/O Hall tore my cell up today, he even took my porn, what a jake."

by Dixoncider89 February 26, 2017

Jake

A midget with a hot sister.

Wow look at that Jake's sister, she'd get it.

by tittysprinkles69 August 24, 2014

Jaked

Defeated in a humiliating fashion, especially in a video game

Dude, we just got Jaked in that game.

by DaLuxFerre January 13, 2009

Jake

One of the cutest guys in school.....but once to know him he is a complete dick.

Jake, a guy at your school.

by Jaynie, Krtisten October 5, 2012