Jake

Jake is a sexy mofo who has a huge penis and balls. He is 25% and is a well known coochie slayer. He is known for his huge dick that is about 15 inches long. It’s so big that he tapes it to his leg. Everyone wants to be Jake, for he fucks a new bitch every night.

He must be a Jake, his dick is huge.

by Jakefishyyyy December 30, 2018

jake

A person with above average aptitude for being a tool. This person is typically aware of their own douchieness and will take great pride in their exploits. A term typically used in the prison setting.

"Dude at the yard spent like 20 minutes on the weight deck, what a fucking jake."

"C/O Hall tore my cell up today, he even took my porn, what a jake."

by Dixoncider89 February 26, 2017

Jake

Adjective:
Someone who acts depressed all the time and blames everything on themselves. They can be nice but in the worst way ever. He is super caring though and is willing to do anything for anyone.. even if they suck.

"Don't be such a Jake, Zaki"
"Crazy, why you being such a Jake?"
"Stop being a Jake, Zaki and Crazy!"
"That guy... yeah he such a Jake."

by Crazy And Zaki January 7, 2018

Jake

A fat cunt that no one likep

Hate jake , sucha dick

by Swag Master696969 July 13, 2017

Jake

A midget with a hot sister.

Wow look at that Jake's sister, she'd get it.

by tittysprinkles69 August 24, 2014

Jaked

Defeated in a humiliating fashion, especially in a video game

Dude, we just got Jaked in that game.

by DaLuxFerre January 13, 2009

Jake

One of the cutest guys in school.....but once to know him he is a complete dick.

Jake, a guy at your school.

by Jaynie, Krtisten October 5, 2012