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Jake

"Jake" is known for continuously getting friend zoned by many women and when he gets friend zoned, he goes and skinny dips with other men, plays Butt Cookie, and other extremely homosexual games.
Dude, he is such a Jake, what is he doing with those little boys right now?
by newalbany April 24, 2018
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Jake

Guy with extremely large penis usually takes the blame for everything when it’s not his fault and is attracted to personality then looks
Jake has a big dick
by Anna Barnes February 26, 2019
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Jake

Handsome, sweet, amazing, innocent, The most caring person you will ever meet. He is always Loyal with a great sense of humor. There isn't a person in the world that doesn't enjoy talking to him. Very Very inellegent and active. Great in Bed 😍 Very adorable and the best man ever. He is very shy but once he's used to you, Its the best thing ever. I love Jake. You cant get anyone better then Jake, Once you have him, Don't ever let go.
by The way I move June 18, 2018
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jake

A person with above average aptitude for being a tool. This person is typically aware of their own douchieness and will take great pride in their exploits. A term typically used in the prison setting.
"Dude at the yard spent like 20 minutes on the weight deck, what a fucking jake."

"C/O Hall tore my cell up today, he even took my porn, what a jake."
by Dixoncider89 February 26, 2017
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Jake

A midget with a hot sister.
by tittysprinkles69 August 24, 2014
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Jaked

Defeated in a humiliating fashion, especially in a video game
Dude, we just got Jaked in that game.
by DaLuxFerre January 13, 2009
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Jake

One of the cutest guys in school.....but once to know him he is a complete dick.
Jake, a guy at your school.
by Jaynie, Krtisten October 5, 2012
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