Stu Jackson

The NBA's Senior Vice President of Player Operations. Known for being a fuckin retard, who thinks committing a hard foul on a big man on a fast break is a worse offense than grabbing another man's nutsack from behind during a game. Name is usually followed by the words "is an idiot".
Wedgie Evans: $10,000 fine

Jerry Stackhouse: 1 game suspension during the NBA Finals

Stu Jackson: idiot
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Michael Jackson

The greatest pop singer of all time. Nobody compares.
he's innocent, that michael.
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Jackson Pollock

1. American Abstract Expressionist Painter

2. A Sexual Act in which a male ejaculates over a partner's face or chest. A variant of this act involves turning around after ejaculation and passing gas in close proximity to the ejaculated area or the partner's nose.
She's such an unpleasant person; I hope she gets a Jackson Pollock tonight!
by IDZ December 14, 2005
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Jaafar Jackson

He's the teenage son of Jackson 5 bassist Jermaine Jackson and Colombian hoe Alejandra Oaziaza. He's uber sexy and gets just as much attention from the teenage girls as his cousin Prince Jackson. He does karate and bought a stun gun online with a credit card. The boy is bad. He's also a model so you know he's fit. And it is Jaafar not Jaffar. Learn it.
OMJ! Did you see those pictures of Jaafar Jackson in Hawaii? HOT STUFF!
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Michael Jackson

The sexiest man ever. Period. Done. Don't even try to deny it.
Have you seen Michael Jackson in gold pants? I get an orgy just thinking about it! -OOOOOOOH YEAAAHHH
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Lake Jackson

A middle-class suburb located in Brazoria County, Texas. Population: 28,363ish. Many families were drawn to the area not due to the 'desirable' humidity, but the local DOW Chemical Plant in Freeport, Texas. Lake Jacksonites are well known for their active involvement in community-service organizations.

Local Area Highlights include (but are not limited to):
*Buc-ee's convenience stores
*Brazos Mall (Starplex 3)
*Wal*Mart Supercenter (Cleanest in the area)
*Over fifty churches (Something for everyone..)
"That chick is from Lake Jackson. She thinks she's all that just cuz they got the mall." said the dirty-fingernailed Sweeny girl, standing meagerly in denim cutoffs.
by Best In Brazoria March 28, 2005
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Michael Jackson

the king of pop, a man that changed music forever (so stop hating, you know he's the man)
listen to all of his music, its all good
by Goldeye March 15, 2005
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