Sheets

A very flexible word meaning "fucked up" or "broken". Originated from the saying "I need to hit sheets", and shortened to simply "Sheets".

Dude Bro: Bro I just funnelled a 2-6 of rum I'm sheets

Other Bro: My car over-heated doing burn-outs the other day it's sheets

Other Other Bro: Bro she's sheets, she's a four at best

by ItSaysINeedA"Handle"ToPost October 16, 2019

sheet seeking missile

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017

touching sheets

to describe (typically male) masturbation

send me a video of you touching sheets

by araaradesune July 6, 2023

5 sheet

A way of describing a £5 note for absolute geezers.

Oi Geezer you still owe me a 5 sheet from when we betting on the races last week

by Hugh Janus 3000 March 25, 2021

Feets in the Sheets

1. adj. Very cold or frigid.
2. n. an insult pertaining to someone's laziness

1. Brrr, its colder in here than your mom's feets in the sheets.
2. Get your feets out of the sheets before i give you a red dragon, you AIDS popsicle

by Matt Kizzle December 21, 2004

Kentucky Sheet Metal

Duct Tape.

I’d rather wrap my dick in Kentucky sheet metal than fuck Carel unless Robson is there

by Texas Haz June 4, 2022

Call sheet

A outlined schedule for the crew on a film set. It helps them understand what shots they need to get, side tasks, etc.

“I have no idea what shots we’re getting today, someone grab the call sheet!”

by Quinnnnnnn September 9, 2025