by Enigme December 1, 2021
Get the Human selfmug. Someone who consumes human waste, typically bounded by their partners for the pleasure of them and the people that dispose themselves in the human toilet
by sis24pig July 27, 2023
Get the Human Toiletmug. When two gay men are trying to fuck each other in a way that both guys are rolling around together, desperately trying to get on top.
John- So, you wanna fuck me?
Billy- It's my turn to get some ass.
John- Not this time, dude!
John and Billy- (rolls around the floor)
Me- SHIT! It's the human tumbleweed!
Billy- It's my turn to get some ass.
John- Not this time, dude!
John and Billy- (rolls around the floor)
Me- SHIT! It's the human tumbleweed!
by TechnicalDiffi6 February 24, 2018
Get the Human Tumbleweedmug. 1. Pockets of Americans unwittingly engaging in absurd behavior without sense of irony.
2. Small American cities whose occupants’ normal manner of living is unknowingly considered absurd and ridiculous by the rest of society.
3. A collection of people all of whom can name more than 3 NASCAR drivers.
2. Small American cities whose occupants’ normal manner of living is unknowingly considered absurd and ridiculous by the rest of society.
3. A collection of people all of whom can name more than 3 NASCAR drivers.
When attending Wrestlemania, I looked around and realized that I was surrounded by the entire spectrum of human life: alcoholics, the poor, the wealthy, tattoo-covered NASCAR fans, fans of competitive eating, pedophiles, and the barely-educated. The variety of specimens was unparalleled. I was in the Galapagos of human aquariums.
by spokdayt March 29, 2009
Get the Human Aquariummug. Pulling yourself together in a usually futile attempt to not look blasted after a gnarly sesh with the boys
- “You know that feeling of putting your human suit back on 10 minutes after a solid sesh”
- “Bro put on your human suit we gotta go”
- “I’m tweaking they know” “Don’t worry your human suit is solid”
- “Bro put on your human suit we gotta go”
- “I’m tweaking they know” “Don’t worry your human suit is solid”
by Spud2000 August 3, 2020
Get the human suitmug. It's a creature that looks like a human but it's really not but still looks like a chicken so it's a
CHICKEN HUMAN !!
CHICKEN HUMAN !!
by Pooping on the rainbows February 20, 2017
Get the Chicken-humanmug. " Did you see what Jennie wore last week she can make anything look expensive, Human Chanel indeed."
by Jensetter123 December 20, 2020
Get the Human Chanelmug.