A subject of conversation that causes intense and immediate anger (ie. Religion, Politics, Covid 19, etc), much like biting into a hot pocket. Also a play on “hot button topic”.
“Wearing a mask interferes with my freedoms and…”
“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”
“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”
by Robin Hoodlum October 29, 2021
Get the Hot Pocket Topicmug. When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".
by peruvian lover August 5, 2022
Get the Peruvian Hot Pocketmug. A word used to describe someone who is very cute and kissable. The person can be so hot that, if you took a bit of them, they might burn your tongue.
by theyunogasai September 6, 2021
Get the Hot Pocketmug. by Ibuild. June 1, 2018
Get the Hot Pocketmug. by DONKEYFUCKERPUNCH August 18, 2017
Get the hot donkey pocketmug. When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.
P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017
Get the Egyptian Hot Pocketmug. Bro I was one of the 3 guy's in a 3 guys 1 hot pocket last night and it was so sexy! She had all of her holes filled with shit!
by Silas Ramsbottom May 23, 2016
Get the 3 guys 1 hot pocketmug.