HellSing

A play on the name of Dracula's nemesis in the 1800's novel, Dr. Abraham Van Helsing.

Hellsing is an anti-spook organization started by Abe Helsing.

by Anima May 23, 2003

HELLS BELLS

An English (British) expression of surprise or astonishment.

Enter 57734.57738 into calculator & turn it upside down => gives HELLS BELLS

by neilcs December 27, 2011

helmet pelmet

fore-skin

i`ve just trapped my helmet pelmet in my zip.

by The love bandit November 4, 2003

Helmet Hero

A fuckin retard

that kid is a fuckin helmet hero

by bushmonkeys January 17, 2010

Turtle helmet

When the end of a poo hangs out your sphincter ("turtle heading" or "touching cloth") for so long that it turns hard and crusty.

I've been touching cloth so long I've got turtle helmet.

by The Bishop Amen August 6, 2008

Danish Helmet

A Danish Helmet occurs when a lady of impeccable pedigree slips whilst receiving oral pleasure in a standing position from a bald man whilst on the rag. As the lady is falling, her crucifix becomes dislodged and lands on the top of the man's head just prior to her box. The result is a pattern on the man's head resembling the Danish flag.

So I was going down on this classy Dane, she slips, and the next thing you know I am wearing a Danish Helmet.

by Pegcity Swimmer November 9, 2009

brown helmet

Term in Iowa meaning being rejected by a significant other with a visual of being dumped (on) and ending up with (brown) shit on your head.

Aw Fuck! Nancy gave me the brown helmet.

by funfuker May 2, 2015